HOLY SHIT, BLOG OF RANDOM TEXT BASED IMPULSES! I HAD FORGOTTEN I MADE YOU!
I need at work. Like. All day long.
at 6:30 instead of 7 or 7:30 and spent the next couple of hours HATING EVERYTHING.
I’m not even hungry for dinner! This a tragedy. Steamed broccoli and cashews it is, I guess?
Lost my glasses, drove to the grocery store anyway, lost my list of what to buy, stumbled through the store half blind, got to the cashier and realized I had left my debit card at home, bought essentials with the $20 in my pocket, staggered out of the store and knocked my shins against a parked car, freaked out because my cell phone stopped working, had trouble opening my car, became suddenly convinced that everyone was walking in oddly jerky and disturbing movements, drove the wrong way on a one way street, and finally freaked out and became convinced that I was in a horror movie because Ozzy was the only thing playing on THREE DIFFERENT RADIO STATIONS.
Now I am home and I have demanded comfort for my boyfriend and I am hiding behind my dog. I need to go to sleep and maybe stop, like, mainlining the coffee, maybe? Yes.
ohmyfuck, self, what.
WHY IS ALL THE CEVICHE GONE
I should have made a bigger serving. Or not shared with my boyfriend? Yes.
That I am Hispanic and I cook a lot and I never have cilantro around, so I should probably be ashamed. Also, that’s probably something I should have thought about before starting to make ceviche.
+lunch: salsa cooked fish over
+brown rice and
+more coffee (+splenda)
+a handful of cashews
+a piece of string cheese (shared with dog)
+some rice crackers
+half can of veggie soup
+small yellow squash (shared with dog)
+another piece of string cheese (shared with dog)
+1/4 block of tofu+3 heaping tbsp nutritional yeast+spices over
+a bowl of spinach with a mushroom thrown in (it’s like eating a salad that’s had nacho dip cheese sauce poured all over it—so, obviously: delicious)
+rye crackers with hummus
+slightly steamed still crunchy broccoli (shared with dog)
+chocolate cake with peanut butter tofu cream frosting
+handful of rice crispy cereal
+nighty night tea